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Death of Downhill Jackknife

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This cartoon was suggested by jms. The winning punchline was submitted by The Cardassian Scot. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #335 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-08-25.

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Top 10 punchlines

Mammakins
How come he dies right before he's scheduled for KP duties?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 24 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Carlos
Gee, Mr. "Guns are bad, I don't want one" is dead. Imagine that.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 22 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Practice makes perfect.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Actually, that depends on how well his contract negotiations come out.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 24 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
lousie
Am I supposed to be shocked?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lindelorendor
He'll be back, when we don't need him
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cmdr. Solomon
That's what you said the last 47 times he died...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
flametop
Yeah, so?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
flametop
Your point being...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wordsmith
Oh, come on, that's the third time this month!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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