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The winning punchline was submitted by Lobster. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #343 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-20.

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Top 10 punchlines

Juan Deer
I got better. I think I'll go for a walk.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ibwolf
Turns out the white light at the end of the tunnel was the Sevgate
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
stitch
you bury me wearing pink and don't expect me to haunt you?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ben Edge
You remember that Groundhog Day planet?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
RealmMan
Well, there's this fine print on our contracts...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Recycling has caught on even in the afterlife.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Danny
Have you seen the ratings lately??
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Juan Deer
To annoy you, it's what I do.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Juan Deer
Well, Pickhard has trouble with Cue, so I figured it couldn't hurt with us.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wordsmith
You're the only people who don't run screaming the instant I appear.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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