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Evolved Colonel Oat'Meal

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I don't pretend to understand it fully myself as I've missed large gaps of Stargate but one of the latest episodes I've seen refer to Colonel O'Neil as 'the next stage in human evolution'. Whether that evolution is forwards or backwards is another matter entirely! The winning punchline was submitted by Dave Roe. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #346 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-11-10.

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Barbarella
next stage from who, neanderthals?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Stick to crop circles, OK?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 3 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Ideologically or in fashions?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Griffin
No. Seriously...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mrs. Language Person
Individuals mutate. Populations evolve.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
jabberwock
I'm beginning to think the 'interplanetary April Fool competition' has gone too far...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dug
Nice trick O'Neil, when did you learn to throw your voice?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
But just between us - he still looks as dumb as a lamppost!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
I guess the term "chromosome damage" loses something in the translation!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
WhoMe?
Nice try sir, but I saw your lips move.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 7 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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