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The Sevgate team are constantly building their supplies with alien weapons and ships left behind by the Goa'way (sevilised version of the Goauld) and various other aliens. Why do all these advanced races keep leaving all their technology behind? The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #424 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-05-25.

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DVS
It's a mine, you idiot!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 24 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
Because you Earthlings are likely to blow yourself up with it, saving them a lot of effort
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
The warranty's expired.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
They lost the remote controls.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Wise man say, "Don't look a plot device in the mouth."
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
They're watching us on a comic reality show named "Stupid aliens tinker with oldies"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
It was useless to begin with.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Once they lose the manuals, they can't make it work anymore.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Are you familiar with the term "landfill"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
The blast radius is just one of the more subtle hints.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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