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Destructive alien weapon

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A while back, we looked at the dangers of the Sevgate team bringing alien technology back to earth. Here in the larger sunday format, we see what actually happens when we do... The winning punchline was submitted by allan and allan. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #475 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-04.

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It's actually safer than our technology.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
One day I'll bring back the manual as well.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We can't let the terrorists get it first!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There's no market for safe alien technology.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 1 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, if it makes you feel better, next week it'll be a dangerous virus.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It gives us the opportunity to look really good cleaning up the mess.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's easier than inventing our own.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's easier than calling Microsoft tech support!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It triples our network speed when it takes over!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's easier than maintaining the computer network by ourselves.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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