Mother Ripley

The 4th Alien movie has the unlikely and grotesque image of Ripley being the alien's mother. Thankfully she never got around to breastfeeding! The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #348 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-11-26.

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Top 10 punchlines

Angela Ehrlich		Let's get out of here before they're old enough for solid foods! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 25 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Spindel		W: I am not babysitting for you two! M: This gives a whole new meaning to Terrible Twos! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 25 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
erik		(Either): Who knew Ripley had a feminine side? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 25 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Evan		Guy: I think she misheard when I said "curse the aliens!" Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 25 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
P-feif		No wonder why she doesn't breast feed! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Samiam		w: I can't believe she got that thing to drink milk! m: Se didn't. It's tobasco sauce. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Samiam		w: I would hate burping that baby m: Changing the diaper can't be fun either. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Angela Ehrlich		Should we call the exterminators or social services? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
halfling		G: Oh no! Whadda we do now? M: First thing tomorrow they're going straight back to the adoption agency! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
halfling		G: Omigod! That's horrible! M: Yeah, that stomach-less doll was really unnecessary... Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: