Keeping an alien

The 'company' are bent on catching and breeding aliens. Considering every time they attempt it, everyone involved gets killed, they must have a really good reason for wanting an alien. The winning punchline was submitted by Moi!. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #386 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-08-25.

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Top 10 punchlines

Mark		I don't know why they keep you either. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
crazygirl		The Thanksgiving Dinner is coming soon and we need a main course. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
Andrew		Come on, it's not like anyone could get hurt... unless the aliens started hurting people... which they almost certainly would. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
Andrew		They keep the dinosaurs away... well, have you seen any dinosaurs around? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
John Fassbender		These eat animal rights activists. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
Frogboy Lives		We'll get that Darwin Award this year...or die trying! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
Steve Jung		It's easier than firing people. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
ScottE Bemeup		We need something that can kill cockroaches. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
ScottE Bemeup		Something needs to curb the Smurf Infestation. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate:
ScottE Bemeup		Not keep. Release. In the other company's boardroom, preferrably. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: