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This week wonders what type of alien the alien from Alien is (hmm, could've worded that better). Or more specifically, why we know it's not a nice alien. Note - I may draw the alien in the final frame depending on the winning entry. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-01-09.

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Women's intuition, and that pile of human bones.
Rating: 3.85 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 3 Jan 11:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It just ate the cameraman.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 2 Jan 10:29 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The sequels are named after it, not us.
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 4 Jan 06:52 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The soundtrack just turned ominous.
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 3 Jan 05:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bursting out of my friends chest was a dead giveaway
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 5 Jan 02:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The finger stuck between its teeth.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 2 Jan 10:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It invited us to dinner, but there's only one place setting.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 4 Jan 09:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My God man, it's full of teeth!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 4 Jan 07:28 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The director's signaling it's time for your big death scene.
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 3 Jan 05:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
that last hiss sounded like "deliciousss"
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 5 Jan 01:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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