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Magenta's dorky helmet

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This cartoon was suggested by Anubis. The winning punchline was submitted by Arnprior. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #364 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-03-24.

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Top 10 punchlines

ScottE Bemeup
There's a naked blue woman in the room, and you're looking at my helmet. Who's the dork?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 17 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
This plane has no seat belts and is designed to fly several times the speed of sound. Why aren't YOU wearing a helmet?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 17 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
It protects me from... ok, ok, I lost a bet. Happy?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 17 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DoggySpew
Hellooo, Master of Magnetism ? The thing just stuck on me.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 17 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
I've been known to put ugly metal braces on people who said that
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fleetwood
George Lucas had yard sale.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fleetwood
What Helmet?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Darth Vader took the cool one!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Obviously your mutant power is inferior intelligence.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
mindmelda
The naked blue chick's with me. Who's the dork now?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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