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This cartoon was originally archived on 2004-07-30 (it only took me about 2 years to draw it). The winning punchline was submitted by johnnyb (face compositor) and Khalas (pizza). There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-03-13.

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Top 10 punchlines

Corsair
Rogue - Quieting down rowdy children with just a single hug at the day care centre.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
[insert inevitable "Rouge the traveling saleswoman for a major cosmetics company" joke, to get it over with...]
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ilana
Toad: stamp licker at the Post Office.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 27 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
Nightcrawler - Bait (on a fishing trip)
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Egak
Cyclod: Eye Laser Surgen
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Frogboy Lives
Wolverine- Anger management therapist.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Frogboy Lives
Magneto- Self-esteem seminiar guru. "Remember 'You are a god among insects.'"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Frogboy Lives
Lady Deathstrike- French manicurist.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
Storm and Iceman: building the first ice-scating ring in the Sahara.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
Magneto: eccentric sculptor and artist, invents the world's first sheet metal origami workshop
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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