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Nightcrawler tattoos

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The movie Nightcrawler's body (can't speak for the comic book version) was covered in intricate tattoos - but here we decide where he really got them from. The winning punchline was submitted by Latin From Manhattan. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #421 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-05-05.

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Top 10 punchlines

Angela Ehrlich
It's how I used to cheat on my astronomy tests.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Intel inside.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EvilDevil
i dont know, but i learned my lesson to never drink again...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Molokov
"This Way Up"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
You think this tail is easy to control?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
I fell asleep on a subway bench.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
If I ever find out, you'll be the first to know
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
Funny, I was going to ask "what does the white hair mean?"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yorgi
Don't play with a combine harvester
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Zel-Anne
Mean? I get lost easy, so I had someone tattoo the map of the world.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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