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Cyclops as a child

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This week we wonder what life would be like having a child that shoots destructive laser beams out of his eyes. The winning punchline was submitted by John Fassbender. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #437 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-09-15.

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Top 10 punchlines

"Look on the bright side.", they said!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If looks could kill...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Guess what happened after I asked him to look at his homework...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
All I asked was to clean his room...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Young Man! Don't look at me when I talk to you!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're still not getting a pony.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And you said laser eye surgery would be safe for children.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Howmany times do I have to tell you... DONT RUN WITH YOUR EYES OPEN!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Look what YOUR son has done!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Okay, the Visine didn't work. Now what?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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