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This cartoon supposes Wolverine doesn't have the title Wolverine. What other cool sounding superhero title could he come up with to go with the claws and the healing and general metallic meanness that is Logan? The winning punchline was submitted by firefly. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-10-11.

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You gotta love "Sir Fightalot".
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 10 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
can that wait? i gotta mark my territory.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Slash Gordon!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've always fancied Edward...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gillette - the best a man can get
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How about Ginsuman?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My name is "One Man Army." Err..."One Man Swiss Army."
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just call me Mack the Knife.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jack the Nailclipper.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Has "Blade" been taken yet?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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