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This week wonders what giant metallic claws sticking out of your hands might be useful for (other than the obvious sticking into bad guys, of course). The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #524 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-11-14.

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