Superpowers in the real world

This week is a sunday cartoon that will look at the various jobs Sevmen might have in the real world. It will finish off answering the dilemma of what real world use you'd find in a superpower that sucks the life out of anyone you touch. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #546 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-05-27.

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Top 10 punchlines

Kevinator		Have you ever considered Politics? Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 21 May 12:23 AM | Rate:
firefly		Even the bad guys need a hug sometimes. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 23 May 01:43 AM | Rate:
Lazaroo		Let's do yardwork-- you weed, I'll trim! Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 23 May 04:01 AM | Rate:
ScottE Bemeup		You just described my last five girl friends. Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 22 May 04:19 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		I've got amnesia, berserker rages, and sharp, metal claws that painfully extend from the back of my hands. Wanna trade? Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 21 May 01:11 AM | Rate:
RealmMan		I hear the CIA is hiring. Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 21 May 04:58 AM | Rate:
Marv		You could make people feel better by hugging them. Start with Cyclops! Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 24 May 08:43 PM | Rate:
Lazaroo		Does it work on weeds? Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 21 May 12:44 PM | Rate:
Marv		Sounds like you were cut out to be a lawyer! Rating: 3.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 21 May 05:56 AM | Rate:
T.J Force IX		You could be a telemarketer and suck people's lives from a distance. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 21 May 08:44 AM | Rate: