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Being a superhero demonstrates that with great power comes great responsibility... especially around expensive upholstery! The winning punchline was submitted by DoggySpew. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #462 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-03-05.

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I'm taking that out of your pay.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'd shake your hand, but...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh...and we've installed a special titanium scratching pole just for you!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
By looks of things, you'll fit right in...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Next time I catch you doing that, I'll have you de-clawed!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you do hedges too?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I see you haven't been told about our rule on using mutant powers inside the house yet...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
note to self: buy scraching post...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I bet your classmates loved you when you cleaned the blackboard . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I have two dozen better trained cats than you.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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