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This cartoon was suggested by 8 of 12. The winning punchline was submitted by MindMelda. Keywords were entered by The Penguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #319 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-05-05.
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Spindel
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Everyone else is doing it! I just want to be accepted! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 1 |
Submitted Sun 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
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dr lee
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The ratings are down... We need to dump salaries Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 1 |
Submitted Sun 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
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T
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The question is; Why wouldn't I want to kill you? Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 1 |
Submitted Sun 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
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D
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Doesn't everyone want to kill you? Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 1 |
Submitted Sun 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Angela Ehrlich
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My doctor said I needed a hobby. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 1 |
Submitted Sun 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Griffin
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I actualy had this talk with my therapist... BEFORE I SHOVED HER OUT AN AIR LOCK! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 2 |
Submitted Sat 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
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dr. joe
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When the judge asks for my plea, I'll tell him, "Not Guilty -- my hands have a mind of their own" defense . . . Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 2 |
Submitted Fri 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
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dr. joe
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I could leave your death up to the Fates, but I'd rather have it left in my own hands. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 2 |
Submitted Fri 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
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S Treeton
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As soon as I turn good I get killed off Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 2 |
Submitted Fri 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Angela Ehrlich
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The message in my fortune cookie said to. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Wed 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
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