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Murderous Crass

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This cartoon was suggested by 8 of 12. The winning punchline was submitted by MindMelda. Keywords were entered by The Penguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #319 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-05-05.

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Spindel
Everyone else is doing it! I just want to be accepted!
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dr lee
The ratings are down... We need to dump salaries
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The question is; Why wouldn't I want to kill you?
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Doesn't everyone want to kill you?
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Angela Ehrlich
My doctor said I needed a hobby.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Griffin
I actualy had this talk with my therapist... BEFORE I SHOVED HER OUT AN AIR LOCK!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
When the judge asks for my plea, I'll tell him, "Not Guilty -- my hands have a mind of their own" defense . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
I could leave your death up to the Fates, but I'd rather have it left in my own hands.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
S Treeton
As soon as I turn good I get killed off
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
The message in my fortune cookie said to.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 30 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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