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Deposed Rygel

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This cartoon was suggested by The Penguin Weekly. The winning punchline was submitted by Plain Simple. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #374 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-05-31.

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Plain Simple
Someone in the background was pulling the strings.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
Beats me. Now, get out of my way, you unevolved piece of filth.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DataDroid
Apparently size *does* matter
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 24 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
I guess I *did* push it a bit far with that whole "tax on air" thing...
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 24 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bite
The people thought i was a self-centered spolit brat, can you belive it!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
hypnotoad
the people didn't want a puppet government
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
It's a long story involving a shortfall.
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 24 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
I'm small, greedy, incompetent and not very likeable, why do you *think* I was deposed?
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 24 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
That's what I asked the *new* king and he just wouldn't stop laughing...
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 24 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
viggofn
they said i just didn't have "the look."
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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