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Closet skeletons

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It seems everyone in Sevscape has a dark skeleton in their closet... except Junk Cretin, of course, who doesn't have enough character to have an interesting past. The winning punchline was submitted by Corsair. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #377 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-06-21.

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Top 10 punchlines

ShadowX
April Fools day, right guys? Guys?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 20 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
tinkerbell
I'm wearing no underwear!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 20 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
C'mon guys, you're making me look like a geek.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 21 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
This is a character-building episode, right?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 16 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bill Harris
I took 12 items through a 10 item express line once.
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
I left the lights on at home
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 16 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bartlett
I was smart enough to use timetravel to clean up my past.
Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
You know those 'Do Not Remove' lables on mattresses?
Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Everything is a contest with you people!
Rating: 3.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 14 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I'm wearing a wire!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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