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D'artboard's tongue

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It seems the characters of Farscape are continually revealing new skills and dark secrets. My eyes popped out of my head when I saw D'argo knock out Aeryn with his tongue from the other side of the room. I'd hate to see this guy at a buffet dinner. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #385 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-08-16.

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Rin DOK
D'artboard, quit necking with my girlfriend!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
Please tell me you're not marking your territory.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
But will it stick to a flagpole in winter?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
Put my mind at ease: that is your tongue, right?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
If you have any other appendages that can do that, warn us now.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
Show off!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EvilDevil
does that work with the ladies?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
marktowler
I bet you can't roll your tongue though!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crazygirl
I'm glad you didn't decide to CHEW her out.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crazygirl
I know she looks good enough to eat but wait a minute.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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