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This cartoon was suggested by The Penguin Weekly. The winning punchline was submitted by eyes of betazed. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #457 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-02-02.

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We're sitting in her stomach - you figure it out!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 25 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hit the ejection button and see what comes out!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 25 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Haven't you noticed we've all been slowly wasting away?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 25 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Plot holes.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Roadkill.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Passengers who ask stupid questions.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Starlight! Ever heard of photosynthesis?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're inside her; guess once...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why do you think the door next to your quarter is labelled "stomach"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What do you think happened to Zhaan?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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