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Sucking Carmen's brains

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Strutting through the galaxy with the singular facial expression of a grinning bimbo, Carmen from Starship Troopers has to be one of science fiction's most annoying characters (it's only the fact that she's better looking than Jar Jar Binks that she doesn't take the number one spot). The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #445 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-11-10.

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Light snacks just spoil dinner...
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's the 3rd time this week - you'd think it learned its lesson by now!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 27 Oct 12:00 AM
Good! Once he acquires her personality the other bugs will kill him for us.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 27 Oct 12:00 AM
Oh ya, that's what we need: a bug that can track down every shopping mall in the galaxy.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 28 Oct 12:00 AM
Great. Shoot them both, now!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 7 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Maybe it'll be an improvement.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Could it suck that smile off her face while it's at it?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He'll just be hungry again in half an hour.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So that's why it's so fat -- junk food!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That shouldn't take long!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Oct 12:00 AM
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