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This cartoon was suggested by e of PI. The winning punchline was submitted by Dmitri. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #319 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-05-07.

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Pizman
What the 100010111011101 do I do now....
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 6 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Londo Moelarry
Tank, I need a tank!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 6 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mosaic
Whoa, not only did they rehash the title, they rehashed the villains!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 6 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mosaic
Non-Gnarly! They found the "Copy and Paste" function!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 6 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Obviously, the upgrade did not help your attitude.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 5 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Come get me, you sons of binary!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 5 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
[This Punchline to be added in post production.]
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 5 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Anonymous-42
Is this VR program stuck in a loop or something?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 5 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
Tank, I need a bowling-ball program NOW!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 5 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
Tank, cut and paste me NOW!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 5 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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