Cool Sevtrix clothes

Why is it whenever someone goes into the Matrix, they're automatically transformed into a leather clad uber-cool superhero? You'd think a more appropriate dress for a computer world would be thick glasses and a pocket protector but I guess that's not quite so sexy. The winning punchline was submitted by Dr. You-know Who. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #323 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-06-04.

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Top 10 punchlines

Khalas		Don't distract from the fact you forgot to bring weapons. Rating: 4.08 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Cyco		These are the default avatars, after 100 posts we can upload our own... Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
SuMgYe		Shhh! It's a conspiracy to make girls think nerds are cool. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 1 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
That Agent		This is the Sevtrix. Nothing is real here, so why should we be. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 1 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		This is all an illusion, Neo. Now go jump off a building. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 1 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
SuMgYe		It's in your mind. I see everyone in a thong. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Edward		Cool? We were trying to be incognito! Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 30 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		The Sevtrix is based on an older computer network called the internet run mainly by male nerds. It's no surprise Trinity is wearing tight clothing, it's surprising she's wearing any clothes at all. Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 1 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Glorendil		Do you think those are clothes you're wearing? Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 29 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Adam Martin		You think stained shirts and pocket protectors are better? Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 3 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: