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This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #328 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-09.

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Angela Ehrlich
We replace you with someone who follows the script.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 8 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
You must answer me these questions three...
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 5 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Crashthatch
Hey... This reverse psycology really works!
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Grograman
That’s where the HAPPY ending is...
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 6 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Darn hackers! Always noticing the backdoor.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 5 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Delta Flyer
Sorry, employees only!
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
We'll have to shoot this scene one more time!
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 3 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tony Q
You'll re-enter this room.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 8 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tony Q
He HAS to ask every time...
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 8 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Casus_Belli
The "Door of Plot Coherence, Rich Characterization, and Dramatic Tension"? No, its too dangerous for an actor of your caliber, Neato...
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 8 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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