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Destroying the Sevtrix

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This cartoon was suggested by Anubis. The winning punchline was submitted by mr rob. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #335 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-08-27.

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Top 10 punchlines

xchopke
we have enough blue and red pills left.. just take both at once!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
Hey, we could have CTRL+ATL+DEL a long time ago, son.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
elmo
We'll switch to Linex.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
elmo
Sure we will, I have saved games
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Griffin
Yeah, to hell with freedom, humanity and file sharing!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tyler
Sure we will! Haven't you ever heard of a thing called "The Special Effects Department"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
HELLO? It's a PRISON, NOT your personal video game!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ring Eater
If you're good, I'll let you keep the sunglasses.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 24 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
What do you mean? We'll still have stunt doubles.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Actually, you're just hallucinating. The blue pill hasn't worn off.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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