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Matrix Reloaded is definitely a movie you have to see more than once. And not just for the uber-cool stunts (the highway sequence alone has ruined all other movie car chases for me). The winning punchline was submitted by Joh. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #345 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-11-05.

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Top 10 punchlines

Spockman#77
The dance dance revolution is where?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Samiam
Wait, this isn't Fantasy Island?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cap10Rob
Look I just wanna know which door my girfriend is behind
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EnginemanAKAscotty
Yes, but when exactly do I add the flour?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EMH559
Your beard has grown five inches during your monologue alone...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sugarman
You're not an architect, you're a real estate agent!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 4 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
jhayton
Oh great...the architect is a help-desk dude.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 3 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
jhayton
Dude...can you fix my DNS problem or not?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 3 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
jabberwock
My ultimate challenge, Sevtrix: Conversations.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 3 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
Just tell me where the plug is.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 3 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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