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This cartoon was suggested by The Red i. The winning punchline was submitted by Angela Ehrlich. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #367 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-04-14.

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Top 10 punchlines

ruboil
Watermelons explode like you've always secretly wanted them to.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
...your cat freezes up and is suddenly replaced with a floating sign saying "this application has executed an illegal action and will be shut down"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
You can't eat your soup because there is no spoon.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Duke of Earl Grey
People wearing trenchcoats and sunglasses look inconspicuous
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
...the word "accessorizing" means getting bigger guns!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Federal Agents are competent and effective.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Cats really do have nine lives.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gopedhead
A French Man rules the World!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gopedhead
Every hot girl in a red dress turns out to be a MAN!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
...you discover the cheat code at scrabble.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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