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This cartoon was suggested by DoggySpew. The winning punchline was submitted by Chimera. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #374 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-06-02.

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Top 10 punchlines

Sev Wolf
Whoa! Which pill did HE take!!?
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 26 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
I guess they don't program the laws of Gravity like they used to.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 26 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
This is your idea of public transportation?
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 26 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
*Someone*'s hogging bandwith again!
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 26 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Andrew
So THAT'S what the Eject button does!
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Tried to get in without a reservation, huh?
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ckwon
Save her now and she'll die in the next movie!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 26 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Chimera
I really hate Whoosh hour
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 26 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
When they said destroy the machines, they didn't meen my car!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 26 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
I'm just glad he's wearing pants
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 27 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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