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Sunglasses without sun

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This cartoon was suggested by Nietche Keen. The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #456 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-26.

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If we can't see the machines' agents, they can't hurt us!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 25 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There was supposed to be a sun, but with all these expensive CGI effects, they decided to cut it out of the budget.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Agents are programmed not to fire untill the say the white of our eyes.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Better safe than sorry!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 25 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There was before YOU arrived!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 25 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Old habits die hard!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's what seperates us from the agents - we wear round sunnies, and they wear square ones...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tank, que the sun.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Once we put them on, it's irreversible... like our raincoats.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
On the right side of your glasses you'll find the "x-ray on" button. Let's just say that "there is no red dress"...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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