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This cartoon was suggested by Nietche Keen. The winning punchline was submitted by Laur. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #459 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-02-17.

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Outsmarting them is more fun.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 15 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What part of can't be defeated by normal methods did you not get?!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's running on Linux
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We tried, but they are smart enough not to open attached files.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 9 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do I look like a computer geek to you?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll be uploading you in a minute.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Please. They're robots, not alien invaders from another galaxy!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
All the Mr smith's you see are actually computer based images of 'Norton Anti virus'
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We would, but our virus writer is out with the flu.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Software's expensive. Users are cheap.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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