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This cartoon was suggested by Nietche Keen. The winning punchline was submitted by JC. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #464 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-03-23.

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We're making it up as we go along.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 17 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No one's SMART enough to dumb it DOWN enough!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 17 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Even you wouldn't be stupid enough to believe what the writers came up with.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hackers don't read manuals.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Because we want to show you through interpretive dance!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We don't have any magic markers to draw it for you.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 16 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
In your case, we've prepared a 5 minute cartoon video to explain it all.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 16 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nobody has the patience.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 16 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sevtrix that can be explained is not true sevtrix.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 16 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We need you to figure it out!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 16 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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