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While the burly brawl in Matrix Reloaded is one of the highlights of the film, I always wondered why Neo bothered to fight and risk getting 'Agent Smithed' when he could've flown off at any time. Of course we all know the real reason (otherwise we wouldn't have gotten a cool fight scene). Nevertheless, here's an attempt to come up with a plausible reason. The winning punchline was submitted by Dmitri. There were 22 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #488 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-10-13.
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Do you know how long it takes to render flying?! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
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I had to accumulate enough hot air first! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
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I was waiting for the flying subroutine to get patched. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
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Hacking code in real-time is harder than it looks! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 3 |
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Even my fight-or-flight response is confused! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 3 |
Submitted Sat 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
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You know how long pre-flight checks take now? Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 1 |
Submitted Tue 10 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Uh, I don't know.... Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 1 |
Submitted Tue 10 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
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And miss a most triumphant battle?! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 1 |
Submitted Tue 10 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
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And miss the chance to strike fear into your subroutines? Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 1 |
Submitted Wed 11 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Whoa, I'm flying? I thought one of you just threw me! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Thu 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
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