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This cartoon was suggested by OsamaBombadil. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #500 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-25.

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Better yet, how can we be born?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He took the economy package.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ya, and sevtrix has a lot of virtual lawsuits going on too.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can tell you, but you have to promise not to say 'Whoah'.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I liked you more when you were only saying "Whoah" and "dude"
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We forgot to plug him into the power surge protector.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You'll find out in Virtual Heaven.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well we have to make it fair!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Painfully.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you wanted logic, you should have taken the other pill.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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