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Neo in the Matrix had the power to alter reality - effectively giving him just about any superpower he wanted. One wonders what he might do with that power. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-04-15.

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woah! dude! even power of truly excellent speaking?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 10 Apr 05:17 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I call dibs on x-ray vision!
Rating: 3.93 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Wed 11 Apr 05:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Woah. I'll need words. Lots of words.
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Mon 9 Apr 12:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So, hot looking babes, amazing super powers, and cool clothes. What part of the Sevtrix is a bad thing, again?
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Tue 10 Apr 02:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And we want to get rid of this because?
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 12 Apr 06:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll finally be able to pat my head with one hand and rub my stomach with the other.
Rating: 3.77 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 9 Apr 11:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So why haven't you used it to grow some hair?
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 11 Apr 05:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Like making myself irrisistable to women?
Rating: 3.69 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 9 Apr 11:28 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We will have truly excellent adventures!
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Mon 9 Apr 02:46 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Whoa, like when do I get my cape?
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 12 Apr 09:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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