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Understanding the Architect

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The Matrix trilogy almost descended into self-parody at the climax of Matrix: Reloaded as Neo faced down not a fist flying Agent Smith or a weapon wielding room of henchman but Colonel Sanders on technobabble overload. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #515 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-06-19.

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I like the Oracle better. She gave me a cookie.
Rating: 4.26 | No of Ratings: 23 | Submitted Tue 12 Jun 06:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can't you just turn it off and re-boot it?
Rating: 3.95 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Tue 12 Jun 03:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What pill did you take?!
Rating: 3.76 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Tue 12 Jun 05:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's all geek to me!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 13 Jun 06:59 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What part of "Wha?!" "Uh...Woah!" and "Huh?" did *you* not get??!!
Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 13 Jun 01:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not really, but nothing else in this series makes any sense anyway.
Rating: 3.65 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Tue 12 Jun 12:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
More or less...especially less.
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Tue 12 Jun 12:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If I say "Yes," will you stop babbling??
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 13 Jun 01:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
42?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 18 Jun 03:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
have you tried turning it off and on again?
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Tue 12 Jun 06:34 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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