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Religious archetypes

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This week looks at the popular trend in science fiction and fantasy movies to borrow shamelessly from religious archetypes. In opera, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. In sci-fi, it ain't over till the hero dies then comes back to life. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #531 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-01-16.

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Yes, let's go find him...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 14 Jan 06:00 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not everyone, just you.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 14 Jan 06:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can we talk about this later? I'd rather we do it unplugged.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 15 Jan 04:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, 30 pieces of silver buys a LOT of steak!
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 12 Jan 12:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dude, no way am I going to kiss you.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 13 Jan 04:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We were going to have one, but he took the blue pill.
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 9 Jan 04:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't look at me! I only deny you three times
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 9 Jan 08:41 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Actaully, a cookie sounds good about now.
Rating: 3.78 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 10 Jan 05:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We have firewalls to protect against that.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 9 Jan 04:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I have all my anti-virus updates!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 12 Jan 11:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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