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Fleeing in 3D

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This week's cartoon looks at one of my favourite scenes from the first Matrix movie - the kung-fu training session between Neo and Morpheus. One wonders however just how easy it would be to free your mind when someone is trying to knock it out the back of your skull. The winning punchline was submitted by Rin DOK. There were 35 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #406 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-01-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

Eric
1: Can't we do it the 1960's way?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 15 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sugarman
1: Did you learn about freedom from George Bush?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
1: You're free, little fellow... go out and get help...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
1: Scrape it off the wall for me.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bob882
1: For a virtual world, that sure hurts!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 15 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
2: You were looping so I had to re-boot you.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mof
2: 3-dimensions. And you suck in all of them.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Orde
2: Blast, I forgot my line.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
2: Consider that an error-message!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 23 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
kes the sweet lil ocampa
1: Maybe if you hit a little harder...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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