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Eloquent saviour

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Most of history's leaders and religious figures were eloquent speakers or charismatic figures. The modern version of humanity's saviour could best be characterised with the catchphrase 'whoa'. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 28 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #440 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-09-25.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: Stop that last payment to the Oracle, ok?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 19 Sep 12:00 AM*
1: Are you SURE the Oracle said this one?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 19 Sep 12:00 AM*
1: What a sage! He speaks in riddles!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 19 Sep 12:00 AM*
2: C: That's the longest sentence I've heard him say yet.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 28 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Are you sure the Dalai Lama is busy?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 19 Sep 12:00 AM*
1: We're screwed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 19 Sep 12:00 AM*
1: You sure JarJar Binks wasn't available?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 19 Sep 12:00 AM*
1: Next time, we don't select our messiah by throwing darts at a wall of photos
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 19 Sep 12:00 AM*
1: Did we grab the right one?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 19 Sep 12:00 AM*
1: So about that extinction thing . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 19 Sep 12:00 AM*
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