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This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. Keywords were entered by e_of_PI. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2003-03-11.

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Dr. Joe
Shhhh . . . don't give it any ideas -- this one's voice activated
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 6 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. Joe
We're not -- it's a time-loop thingy . . .
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 5 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Captain Stace
Maybe we should stop having baked beans for the main meal of the day.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mayonnaise
Because some people don't give up on happiness as quickly as you do.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mayonnaise
It was part of the terms of the Minibar Surender.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
Sooner or later, whoever's responsible will come back to blow up this one. Then we'll catch him!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Treehopper
It is our duty to mankind. Those that survive anyway.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Treehopper
I could tell you, but then I'd have to put you inside the next station. And you know what happens to them.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Cardassian Scot
A series called Babylon 1 just didn't sound right.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
This one is rock-solid! Ladies first!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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