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This one was so long ago, I'd forgotten about it. In the Babylon 5 pilot, Dr Franklin operates on Kosh. Just how do you operate on an alien of energy and light? There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2004-05-10.

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Top 10 punchlines

Eric
If he starts to dim, I stop what I'm doing.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
Just like on everyone else: by pretending I know what I'm doing
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
There's a circuit diagram on the inside of his encounter suit
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
9of9
Knife goes in, guts come out...
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Shut up and pass me the volt meter.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Frogboy Lives
Two DD batteries stat!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Easily. Unlike normal creature, the lighting here is great!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
It says here: press Ctrl-Alt-Del to continue.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 3 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
BaddMann
Shut up, it’s just getting to the best part of the movie!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 4 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Distracting me won't help, I can tell you at least *that* much...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 5 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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