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This cartoon was suggested by The Great Wizzard. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #329 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-14.

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Top 10 punchlines

Angela Ehrlich
Meaning? I thought this was a comedy.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Delta Flyer
Your other 4 shows got canceled?
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
Oh, please! The only suspense on this show is wondering if you're going to be renewed for another season!
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Yes, DVD box sets on some geeks shelf while everyone else watches Sev Trek.
Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 7 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Don't make me laugh!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr lee
final score: Deepsev 9 Sevylon 5
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr lee
three to beam up...there is no intelligent life down here
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
I get it ... this is one of your riddles!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lindelorendor
We boldly seek new spin-offs, not original ideas
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
Looks like we finally answered the question of where the toilets flush to!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 12 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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