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This cartoon was suggested by e of PI. The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #342 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-13.

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Top 10 punchlines

erik
Well, I've got rhythm, and I've got music. Who could ask for anything more?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 8 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
Hear Bested say "nuclear vessel" with a russian accent
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 6 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
A straight answer from Quash. Just once.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 6 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Anna_S
Moisterizing lotion: I have a feeling I'll be needing some soon.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 10 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
To publish my memoirs.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 10 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Getting you a heart, Iwannabe - brains, Go'Kart - courage and Quash - a wisecrack translator, is reward enough for me!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Grey Synergy
To know why Z'ha'dum sounds like Khazad'dum?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bud-Clare
A job on Disney Planet, but they say I frighten children.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Allronix
Just the little pleasures in life - genocide, wanton destrouction, friends turning to foes...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
To become governor of California!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 8 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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