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This cartoon was suggested by Joona Palaste. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #355 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-01-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

Dmitri
Humans are so gullible. Get off the torpedo launcher!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
You have it in board mode! It can also be in water bed mode.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
If the bed is too soft for you, just say so.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
Slip a coin in and find out.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
Next time, read the instructions first!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Just relax, let the tentacles come out and do their work!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kiwi Joker
They think less sleep means more work.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Comfort is for wimps!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
spiffy
Would you prefer Go'Kart's bed of spikes or Lardo's bed of lace and chintz?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
spiffy
Why do you ask, Captain Princess-and-the Pea?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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