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Sad news this week as Andreas Katsulas (actor who played G'kar in Babylon 5) died this week. Hence this week's Sev Space contest is a tribute to the one eyed Narn. SEVNOTE: any punchlines related to girl's locker rooms or anything smutty like that will be deleted. See this as an opportunity to think outside the square, not below the belt! :-) The winning punchline was submitted by Rabbit. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #460 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-02-23.

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I toss it at women to see who catches my eye.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I like a second point of view
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 19 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Humans don't want their left hand to know what the right does. We aliens think outside the box.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 23 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So I can always have an eye out for trouble.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 23 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Call me if you ever have a blocked drain.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To peek into the next chapters.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's the best party gag!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've a new socket for it at the back of my neck...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can watch TV while taking a shower.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
i'm gonna lease it to "candid camera" and make a fortune.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 17 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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