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Minboni surrender

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This cartoon was suggested by Brian. The winning punchline was submitted by eyes of betazed. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #463 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-03-16.

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Can't a woman change her mind?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 12 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you know how hard it is to laugh and shoot at the same time?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, it worked for you in Vietnam!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Winning was not an option
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My bookie was giving billion-to-one odds against you. We lost the war and I'm rich.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 15 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We couldn't destroy your planet during mid-season Desperate Housewives!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Zooti Zoot Zoot" is minbony for "Surrender now, or else..."
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So, you'd rather be dead?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Because we could.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're so cute when you're confused.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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