Charlatan's shortened marriage

This cartoon was suggested by Naraht. The winning punchline was submitted by Dr. You-know Who. Keywords were entered by e_of_PI. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #322 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-05-26.

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Top 10 punchlines

Angela Ehrlich		D: Can I have that in writing? Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 24 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
moopriestess		C: Oh no, we'd better get started on the children! D: I'm filing for divorce. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 24 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		C: How long would I have alone? Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 22 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Bartlett		C: Twenty years of peace and tranquility D: You havent met my mother yet. Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 24 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Elmo		Charlatan: How many years do we get apart? Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		C: I did it all for you! D: I got what I asked for, but not what I wanted. Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
ScottE BeMeup		C: I'm sure it will seem like an eternity. D: I'm counting the days. Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dan Finnegan		Charlatan: By any other name... Dullend: An eternity. Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dr. You-know Who		D: Don't worry, he was wrong about the "dying" thing too. Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 20 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
John Midgley		Oh my God, I thought we only had one more season! Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 20 May 12:00 AM | Rate: