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It's not a sci-fi show without the hero undergoing a Christ-like sacrificial death (usually in a gratuitious crucifix position - I chuckled in Superman Returns when even Supie went the cross position). In the case of Babylon 5, Sheridan sacrificed himself only to end up in a maze of caverns getting pestered with endless questions from an enigmatic alien. It's understandable that he thought he'd ended up in hell. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #482 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-08-07.

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How would you like if I asked that about your home?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, but it's an understandable mistake.
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Only for me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you still expecting to get a straight, honest answer from an alien?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's beginning to look that way.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No. If it were, there'd be advertising.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Didn't you read the good intentions on your way down here?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I am the one asking the questions. Now, who are you and what do you want?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If it is, I suppose you want me to "get the hell out of your galaxy"?
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It will be when I do karaoke.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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