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This cartoon was suggested by Anubis. The winning punchline was submitted by Dr Lee. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #324 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-06-11.

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Cyco
Remember your name...
Rating: 4.09 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cyco
Breathe, you're choking me!!
Rating: 4.07 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 4 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cyco
Be late for tea.... Hang on!!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
24/7
Explain the meaning of 'Sev'!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 5 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
G_Meazza
Save the world once and for all
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Maciel
Talk to any woman without flirting, my darling. Say, would you like a drink...?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jokechoker
Make a movie where I don't seduce a pretty woman
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 10 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EnginemanAKAscotty
I can't think of anything I can't do....
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
Get car insurance, with my driving record!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
The speed limit.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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