Gratuitiously slow death

The biggest joke with James Bond films would have to be the way his archenemies feel compelled to devise a cruel and drawn out way to kill him rather than a quick bullet. We all know it's to give him a chance to escape but perhaps you can come up with a more creative solution here... The winning punchline was submitted by justonien. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #339 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-09-24.

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Top 10 punchlines

Saru_da_man		Because *that* would make sense. Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 18 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dan Finnegan		They're firm believers in exerting maximum amounts of torture...on the viewers. Rating: 4.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
dettus		they want to see me shaken, not stirred Rating: 4.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 18 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Weird Sense O Humour		They found out I was a British spy with a load of Gadgets and fled now who for some tea? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Weird Sense O Humour		Don't worry we will be out of this trap when the cameras switch to another scene and come back to use standing in front of the doors and a gun that popped out of nowhere in my hands... Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Rin DOK		At least they're no longer telling me thier secret plans beforehand. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Rin DOK		The sad part is, those are goldfish with shark fins glued on. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Rin DOK		This is an improvement- they used to use a magnifying glass and a flashlight to cut the rope. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nay		Eeh... I don't actually have a plan this time. How about you? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 19 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Cmdr. Solomon		I dunno...something about a bonus for the most complicated form of killing... Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 20 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: